In Bruges

Friday 11th September

Rest day

Ever since watching the film ‘In Bruges’, in which Bruges is described as being ‘like a f******* fairytale’ I have wanted to go there. I don’t think that I’m alone in this: a Belgian we met in the French Alps told us that the film had done a lot for the city’s tourism.

I can confirm that Bruges is like a f****** fairytale.

P1030905It’s not quite as magical as Venice, but it’s really not far off.

Our first stop was the famous bell tower, which dominates the main square.

It’s a bit odd-looking as it was built in stages.
P1030938At the top of this tower is a 47 bell carillon. A carillon is one of these things in case you don’t know (I didn’t).
P1030917At quite frequent intervals (maybe every half hour?) this carillon plays a different pretty little tune, which can be heard all through the centre of Bruges. We got to listen to the carillon all day, and it does create a very jolly and magical sort of atmosphere.

Here’s some views from the top of the tower (funnily enough, because the windows at the top of the tower were latticed, we got better views on camera than we saw ourselves).
P1030920 P1030924At the bottom of the tower was an art display about male ballerinas. I know that it’s not nice to mock somebody’s efforts, especially online… but… this very serious art display was maybe a little bit amusing.
P1030925It focussed on four ballerinas, and had them dressed up in various costumes, showing off their many talents.

It was great.

After this, we wandered around a bit.
P1030896 P1030900 P1030911Then went to see a Body Works display which happened to be in Bruges. This concept was created by the German doctor who did the live dissections of people and animals on Channel 4 a few years ago. This guy.
P1030945He created a special technique which enables a cadaver to be “plasticised”, allowing it to be shaped and preserved. Body Works displays totally stunning anatomical models in imaginative scenes, with their bodies cut apart to show certain muscle groups, bones, nerves or organs. All the models are (or were) real people. The display made rather a point of letting you know that all the people featured gave their permission!

It didn’t allow photos, which is a pity, because it was absolutely amazing! I would never normally go to a museum or art gallery and read every single piece of information and stare intently at every thing on display, but here I did.

The exhibition focussed a lot on how to live a healthy lifestyle. It showed healthy and diseased organs, as well as explaining how various bits of the body worked.

Afterwards Eric said that looking at all that meat had made him feel hungry (what’s wrong with him??). So we had lunch.

Then we had a walk around a market full of useless tat, which is exactly the kind of market that I like.
P1030950Though Eric was being very stingy, and eventually gave his approval to a purchase of a 2.50 euro Christmas decoration. Long gone are the days when we were splashing out hundreds on leather jackets in Florence!

It was then chocolate time. There are a lot of chocolate shops in Bruges, all with window displays that Pavlov would surely have approved of.
P1030912Some chocolate boobs. Felt quite embarrassed taking this picture, but did it For The Blog (and now we all reap the reward).

P1030953Here’s Eric with his chocolate spanner.
P1030952I made a poor choice. I picked a cone of chocolate-dipped strawberries for 4 euros. As I was paying, I tipped the cone too much and one of my four strawberries (bit of a rip off) fell out and rolled under the counter. I was really hoping that the lady behind the till would take pity and give me another one, but she cheerfully suggested that I look for it and said “five second rule!” Dammit.

The result was that I insisted on buying some more chocolate. Eric rolled his eyes, but then ate his half like a good sport.

For the rest of the day we wandered around and admired the scenery.
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Saturday 12th September

Rest day

Yesterday, cadavers, and today… the Torture Museum!

People did some extremely grim stuff to each other. I am going to describe some of the things we learned (because it is morbidly fascinating) but… skip if you don’t want to know.

This painting depicts a real event, in which a corrupt judge was skinned alive. His skin was then draped over his old chair, which the new judge (who was his son) was forced to sit on.
P1030964His son is looking understandably queasy.


This one is quite self-explanatory (and you thought your office chair was bad).

An iron maiden (which reminded us both of the ‘Chokey’ in Mathilda).

A brass bull. The unfortunate person went into the hatch. A fire was lit underneath the bull, and the person was slowly roasted alive, while his or her screams were amplified by the bull… which apparently sounded like the bull was snorting. Nice.

This is essentially a head vice. This would crack the skull, cause brain damage, and often by the end of the interrogation the person’s eyeballs would have popped out!!

This is an actual chastity belt, which could cause women some hygiene problems of they were left in it for several days.

… And the male version, usually used to stop masturbation. When you think about it, it’s not funny… but it is also quite funny.

Apparently this device could be used to bind two quarreling women together until they sorted out their differences (tandems can also be effective).

There were all sorts of other grim knives, whips and saws. I could really see how the guillotine was considered “humane” after seeing this museum. I also left feeling grateful to be born now and not a few centuries ago, when life was so unaccountably grim and violent.

One amusing thing. Check out this piece of text from the museum. Can you spot the typo in the middle paragraph?

“Torture should ever be allowed”… someone then added an “n” in front of the word “ever”, to turn it into the word it was intended to be (“never”). Hmm. What kind of people would set up a torture museum anyway?

Then we had lunch.

Afterwards we had a look around a Salvador Dali gallery (we were surely setting ourselves up for some weird dreams tonight!).

We are both big fans of Dali. He is very strange and totally brilliant.

And some of his sketches are like the rude doodles that you might find at the back of a boy’s schoolbook.

There weren’t any of his really famous works at this gallery, but rather lots of sketches and paintings that he did to depict poetry or stories that he was interested in/presumably paid a lot of money to illustrate. It was interesting to see this lesser known side of his artwork.

We did a bit of shopping, walked around…
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Had a break at a market and saw a big horse being shoed.
P1030995And that was it for the day.

I want to mention something that you probably wouldn’t find in the Bruges guidebooks. For the two days we were here, Bruges occasionally smelled bad. Really bad. Like sewage. This smell came on in wafts which lasted 30 seconds or so (most of the time it did smell fine). I think maybe it was the stagnant water of the canal or some drains, though we spent some time joking about the full Bruges experience including ‘authentic Belgian pooh’.

Despite the mysterious yet unavoidable wafts of poop, Bruges was probably my favourite city. It has all the things I like: it’s beautiful, has interesting art and history, shops full of eclectic junk and is stuffed to the brim with chocolate. Plus, you can basically have a good time just wandering around. Bruges, you’re alright.


6 thoughts on “In Bruges

  1. I plan on visiting next spring. I love your pictures, how long did you stay there? Would you recommend staying longer? Any recommendations on where to stay?

    • Thanks 🙂 it’s a beautiful city. We stayed for 2 days, and to be honest I think that’s long enough, as it’s not a big place. We didn’t get time to visit, but were recommended the nearby city Ghent as being less touristy and very beautiful.

      We stayed in a campsite a couple of kilometres outside of Bruges. I don’t know if you would really want to camp! Bruges is popular with tourists so would have lots of good places to stay. I would recommend the Dali gallery which is right in the centre though 🙂

      • Yes, I think it felt safe. The campsite was called “Camp Memling”. It had decent modern, clean facilities and I think we paid about 25 euros per night, which was not too bad. We had a 25 minute walk from there into Bruges, though there’s always the bus! Depending when you go in Spring it still might be a bit chilly though! x

      • Wow thank you for the tips! I had never considered that as a option however it seems like something I may be interested in trying. I have always wanted to visit bruge it seems like stepping into a mid-evil world!

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